How’s that for spambot bait?
So, you might not have recognized it yet, but I love myself some World of Warcraft.
The world’s great, colorful and shiny (especially on a paladin!) and whacking stuff in the face is always fun, there’s just so much stuff to do, be it whacking things for fun, collecting pixels in the form of mounts/minipets/virtual currency, making all kinds of differently coloured bars fill up and go empty again, mocking Blizzard’s unrequited love of the colour purple and going for Achivments.
Now, I’m a completist at heart. Give me an interesting game with an empty bar and I’ll go straight ahead and fill it up.
So…
Enter Achivments.
They’re my catnip. I’m willing to do some serious stupid shit for my Archivements; for something that basically amounts to a Ding with a soundeffect, a popup on the game screen and a golden-instead-of-brown background in the armory archivment listing.
But the thing is it makes activities I wouldn’t do otherwise (*cough*fishing*cough*) actually fun. It motivates, focusses my attention, and, well, it makes stuff fun. And I mean fun-fun; that real, genuine joy in doing shit, not that gritted-teeth “I’ve got to do that NAOW” I sometimes fall in because I’m stupid stubborn.
And now, the dietary change.
It started out as joke.
“I decided to go for the ‘A quarter of myself lost!’ rl achivment,” I said to my shammy cow while we were sitting on a windrider taxi, “but it’s a meta-archivment, which depends on a ‘A thousand hours of gym’ and ‘salad, salad, I soon grow rabbit ears’ and ‘Latte Machiato, bye bye’. Man, that’s going to be a looong grind. “
It got a lol like I intended, we went out to smash faces and then the side effect kicked in.
I paused. I thought…
Losing weight *is* a grind, especially if you spent as long as me happily collecting the various kilogramms for more than twenty years. And it will be annoying. Shit, it IS annoying. Especially the sports meta achivment, because nobody has invented a way to burn calories while lazing around on the couch and playing WoW yet.
Wait, what was that? Did I really just consider losing weight? I mean, really really? Not a half hearted attempt after my doctor weeped at my BMI, but I mean, really? WHAT THE HELL?!
Yes, I did. And you know what?
I started the grind at the beginning of this week. I’m working on the sports and salad and no-sugar-in-coffe thingies and the most creepy thing is, it’s working. I want my friggin archivement!
Reframing is SRS BZNS.