Only 8 level left! And I got my butt out of Outland!

Bye Bye Outland!

Bye Bye Outland! You wont be missed.

Okay, some of the areas were cool, or at least better than Burning Steppes; But man, the armour is an eyesore. Poor Fluffy, his pet-hunter looked like a clown with a sidebusiness in stripping for the majority of the last few levels.  And it’s hard to make an orc gal look like a clown.

Seriously, Northrend is much better.

I got some decent chest armour, something that covers more than just the nipples.  I replaced that ugly leg armour with the rips around the crotch with some decent leather pants. And those bright yellow shoulders I’d been using for the last 15 levels? Finally gone! An Orc girl has needs, damnit. It’s mainly the need not to freeze to death, granted, but still…  And a few hours and two level later?

It still looks too cold, though.

It *still* looks cold, though. Bare arms when your breath is crystalizing? Brr. I guess orcs are just that tough...

Much better.

We finally look like a respectable hunter instead of someone who’s scraped her armour together from the fragments found in bear bellies.Now if those stupid alliance 80s would stop swooping down on their griffons to gank me right when I kited that elite to where I can safely kill it… Seriously, it’s distracting.

I… I might have to learn how to pvp. D:

The single most important dietary rule for all desk jockeys:

Never, ever eat infront of your desk.

*nods sagely*

It’s effectiveness can be measured in kilogramm. Seriously.

Pug pug pugging pug…

Patch 3.3 brought us the automatic dungeon finder, and we saw it was good.

The dungeon instances are my most favourite things in World of Warcraft. Five people against the nasty enemies? Sign me up! So it comes to no surprise that the dungeon finder added in patch 3.3 has a very special place in my dark little heart.

Now, my main is a beastmaster orc huntress 1, so I have to wait for a bit to play with her, although that’s nothing that can’t be solved by slaughtering the native wildlife or some zealots on behalf of a quest giver or something.  But all my alts (but for one rarely played exception) are low level tanks or healers.

Dungeon finder + tank/healer shortage = BAMF instant dungeon! It’s the BESTEST THING EVAR.

Yeah. Unfortionally I now know WHY there’s a tank and healer shortage.

People are ideots.

It’s the tanks and healers that have to save their asses from their own stupidity. Hence, this new category.

Footnotes:

  1. myam. The orc gals are musclebound women! With abs! And I can tame all kind of kitties to chew other peoples faces off! Oh Blizzard, I love you!

Dear Traces of Chaos,

I’m afraid this is our last chance together.

If you aren’t up and running and most importantly *reliable updating* till mid June this year, we two are going to divorce. Yes, Traces of Chaos, I love you. You are beautiful. Witty. And in many ways exactly what I’ve been looking for all my life. And yet I can’t stand our current situation anymore.

I know I have my faults. I’m flaky, easily distracted and I often don’t pay enough attention to you. That’s why I’m working on myself, and that’s why I installed the rule to draw every damn day. And I’m pretty good at keeping it, even if it’s not always you that I draw. And yes,  I’m not the ideal artist for you. Yes. You’re not the ideal story for me. You despair at my inability to draw non-swooshy technical stuff, I despair at your desire to be a worlds-spanning epic. Yet I’m still commited to you. How many ideal pairs do you know? I still believe we can make this work, together. I still believe in *us*.

So, dear Traces of Chaos, please stop acting so passive-agressive! Let me work; let the muse do it’s magic and you will grow into something great. I love you and I can’t stand the thought that we continue to hurt each other like that. We both are unhappy right now. So this situation has to change, even if it means you have to look for another author. And I for another story. Either way, I wish you the best.

Thank you for listening,

Your author.

Note to self and all other artists out there.

Yes, my dears, if you find the time to make that page juuuuust right… then you SPENT WAY TO MUCH TIME ON IT.

One would think I’d have learned that by now. Stupid perfectionismn.

Remember, production, not perfection! Nobody’s gonna read or view something that never got done.

*mutter*